The Top 5 Indicators that your Neighborhood is a Piece of Shit
5) Your neighbor uses bed sheets as curtains.
4) Target spent money to electronically lock their shopping carts.
3) You voted in an abandoned house.
2) You watched a drug deal go down RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.
And the #1 Indicator that your Neighborhood is a Piece of Shit...
1) The FBI came in a van and arrested people on your street!
- Trash collector
- Am I judgemental? Sure. Elitist? Perhaps. But South Philly defies reason. Come explore the filthy and offensive world that awaits you south of Washington Avenue.
No comments:
Post a Comment